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- Season 2 The Ozz Man and the Sea
- Season 2 Beauty and the Bert
- Season 2 Smells Like Teen Spirits
- Season 2 Meow Means No!
- Season 2 It's a Hard Knock Life
- Season 2 Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
- Season 2 Viva Ozz Vegas
- Season 2 My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
- Season 2 What a Boy Wants
- Season 2 Flea's a Crowd
- Season 2 Run Ozzy Run
- Season 2 Fists of Fury
- Season 2 Mama, I'm Staying Home
- Season 2 Tennis Racket
- Season 2 A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
- Season 2 Angler Management
- Season 2 Bye Bye Babies
- Season 2 Ozz Well That Ends Well
- Season 2 The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
The Osbournes - Season 2 Episode 5 Beauty and the Bert
5.80 30 minutes Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used. Sharon worries after hearing some stories about Bert (particularly the vulgar nickname he has within his band), while Jack thinks that Bert is weird because he professed his love to Kelly after only a few weeks of dating. Kelly warns that she will run off to Vegas and marry before the end of the year. Sharon actually encourages this, saying that she needs some excitement. Sharon worries about the situation, but Ozzy encourages her to relax and just focus on living one day at a time. Sharon wants Bert to stay at the house (and sleep in Jack's room) when his band comes to town. Kelly refuses to bring him over to meet the family because she fears they will threaten or embarrass him. She finally tries to sneak him into the house, but Sharon catches them. She asks Bert about his nickname, leaving Kelly mortified. Meanwhile, Ozzy has more problems with the television set, which winds up stuck on a cooking channel
