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- Season 2 The Comeback Issue
- Season 2 The Trapped Issue
- Season 2 The Porn Issue
- Season 2 The Crabby Issue
- Season 2 The Psycho Issue
- Season 2 The Winnie Crundel Issue
- Season 2 The No Regrets Issue
- Season 2 The Birthday Issue
- Season 2 The There's Probably A Word For This In Japanese Issue
- Season 2 The Karma Issue
- Season 2 The Secrets Issue
- Season 2 The D.I.Y. Issue
- Season 2 The Brown Issue
Our Hero - Season 2 Episode 8 The Birthday Issue
0.00 22 minutes Kale's perspective,
So I was turning eighteen finally after what seemed like years of waiting, and I wanted it to be special. I wanted to have some kind of rite of passage or even a symbol-- I dunno, something to show for the fact that I'd made it through to adulthood without stabbing my brother six times in the throat. So I told Malachi about it, and that turned out to be what I like to call a ""poor decision."" First he fed me shots that he and Mary-E made up from leftover bits from the liquor bottles in her recycling bin, I think. Then we partied all night, which normally would've been fun...
But then the next morning I woke up mostly naked with a tattoo on my chest in a hotel room on the outskirts of town with a similarly tattooed stranger showering in the washroom. Then things kinda went downhill from there. Happy Birthday to me. So let's just say, after the birthday I had, I'm holding a wee grudge against my boyfriend, Malachi… O.K. a medium-sized grudge. O.K. a plus-sized gargantu
